San Francisco is My Home

27
Mar

The San Francisco drinking game

Author: kris, Category: Seen

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Grab a flask of your favorite drink (and here we mean, obviously, some kind of lemonade, because this site does not support public drunkenness) and hit the streets. It’s time for the San Francisco drinking game. Ready?

Take a drink every time:

A MUNI bus driver uses MSL (MUNI Sign Language) at you. For example, they might give you that half-hearted wave as they speed by, refusing to stop and pick you up because they’re running late and there’s another bus behind them…somewhere. Or they might use the half-scowl and grunt MSL that indicates the fare machine is broken and you are to proceed onto the bus without paying.

You see someone walking around in a costume without any visible reason for it. Period clothing also counts.

You see two people standing next to each other talking on their cell phones who appear to be talking to each other (i.e. one speaks, then the other speaks).

You see someone on a Bluetooth headset talking to him or herself.

You see someone not on a Bluetooth headset talking to him or herself.

You see a sign in a house window for a losing candidate who ran in an election two or more years ago.

I’m still working on this game. If you’ve got suggestions, I’d love to hear ‘em.